Now Testify!

Quote of the day: Employment is nothing if you do not make your wealth in kindness. Eat that, Hallmark bitches.

I want to introduce my readership to two people.
First up, Jonathan Tan. National Junior College soccer captain, my classmate in upper secondary in St. Joseph's Institution and right-back for our glorious Josephians-and-a-few-others football team, TLFC. A close homie, Jon is one of the few people I can freely and intellectually discuss porn with.

Next, I would like to introduce all of you to Geraldine Lee. This girl can dance, and is smarter than Singaporeans who couldn't make it to RJC, which is a LOT of Singaporeans. And don't give me the shit bout 'they work hard and have no life'. Cos this woman is a terrific cocktail of flair, life and brains.

These two have nothing much in common except well, they're Chinese. But I have one thing to say to the both of them:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Okay those two had their ego boost and now it's my turn. I got my testimonial from school, and since they don't put in my less attractive points in there, I'm putting up the shit here.

My Testimonial edited by Ms Tan Wee Bee and Ms Helen Goh

Suffian was a student of SAJC from 2003 to 2004 where he pursued a course in the Science faculty.

He has a fun-loving spirit and was well-liked by his friends (what do you mean was?), who found him to have a good listening ear whenever they faced problems. He had (had?) an active social life and was well-known for his outgoing personality. Together with his classmates, Suffian served the community through the cleaning of one-room flats, inhabited by the old and lonely.

Suffian was always very keen when it came to giving his perspectives on issues being debated on. He is open-minded and is never afraid to articulate his opinions in front of others. Well-read and knowledgeable, he could easily take part in class discussions.

With his athletic build and explosive running ability (hahahahahahahaha!!!), he joined Rugby and Track and Field. His pace and speed (which is basically the same thing) made him a useful asset to the team and he took part in the National 'A' Division Track and Field Championships in July 2004. His influence spread to the team and he constantly encouraged his team-mates and instilled them with a winning mentality, which is essential to any sport or game. Suffian was also a member of the Malay Language Society where he started the first Sepak Takraw competition. As the Loyfatt House Captain, his entertaining speeches made him a favourite with everyone who listened to him ("...Finding Nemo is a story about uh, fish..."). He loved working with people and was closely associated with the House Council. A good stage performer, he produced and acted in the Teacher's Day concert in 2003 and was equally at home with comedy, dances or raps. He was also the Energy/IT Representative for the class and had dutifully fulfilled his responsibilities.

Suffian would be an asset to any organization that could tap into his people-oriented skills.

Not bad eh? Notice though, that they did not include anything academic. Fer shizzle ma nizzle! Aiite peace out.