5 Things To Dare Aidil (my baby brother) To Do

1. Play Apek Makan Telur (this damn retarded game we created) with a real-life Apek.

2. Play Apek Makan Telur with a real-life telur.

3. Throw a real-life telur at a real-life apek.

4. Throw a real-life apek at a real-life telur.

5. Brush his teeth.