Do you know...
-That Ngee Ann Polytechnic was named after the knee of a lady named Ann? As the naming was done by an incompetent speller, 'knee' was misspelt as 'ngee'.
-That if you walk the perimeter of Ngee Ann Polytechnic 24 times, you will open a portal to the planet Gircon Alpha-7?
-That 'Ngee Ann Polytechnic' in the Maltese language means 'That Which Circumvents Magpies'?
-That there is a secret society in Ngee Ann Polytechnic that regulates the traffic of migrating birds over the campus called The Flying Air Traffic Boyz?
-That there is a secret course in Ngee Ann Polytechnic called Diploma In Collateral Pharmaneurotical Coordination? It has two students in it's first-ever batch: A wrinkly old wight named Robert and a tattooed former kindergarten teacher named Lucy Kootee.
-That LT 25 is haunted by the ghost of a little boy who died after he fell down while looking for his dog, Ultraman? Ultraman is currently haunting the library.
-That the chickens that are cooked in the canteen were all named Royston, until the time of slaughtering, in which they subconsciously change their name to Jamal?
-That Maria, you got to see her?
-That the cleaners in Ngee Ann Polytechnic formed a band called The Stoned Broomsticks? They jam every second Tuesday of every fourth month.
-That the Beach Boys had a publicist's photocopying lady who is an alumni of Ngee Ann Polytechnic?
-That when pigs fly, they land on a secret airstrip in Ngee Ann Polytechnic?
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