Insult of the day: Mak kau sungguh gemuk, namun dia mempunyai tarikan graviti sendiri.
I know what you're all thinking about: sex. The guys wanna have sex with the girls, and the girls wanna have sex with whoever it is that they adore. And both parties have their own methods to get some. They may do it confidently, or blatantly, or they do it coyly, they use cons, or they promise things; they make it seem like they don't want sex - only to draw the other person into a whole web of intrigue and mystery that'll eventually end up in sex. There's a whole mixbag of ways to get sex.
So for our second lesson in Malay, I, Suffian Hakim, shall teach you Malay through the use of sex. If sex sells, I am sure it can also teach. And I am going to use sex as a tool to facilitate your better comprehension of the Malay language.
Your task today is to match the English pick-up lines and sexually-laden innuendos (given by numbers) with their Malay counterparts (given by alphabets). Answers will not be given, in the best interests of your linguistic development in the language of subject here. So all the best, namaste and good luck.
English Innuendos
1) Who's your daddy?
2) Come On! Faster baby!
3) You're making me come!
4) You want a blowjob?
5) Ooh you give good head!
6) How would you like your eggs tomorow morning honey? Fertilised?
7) Let's get at it like rabbits!
Malay Translations
a) Ayuh! Cepat lagi, bayi!
b) Kau mahu kerja meniup?
c) Ooh kau bagi kepala baik!
d) Siapa bapak kau?
e) Dalam keadaan bagaimanakah kamu ingin mengadai telur kamu pagi esok, madu? Dibajakan?
f) Mari kita pergi padanya bagaikan arnab!
g) Kau membuat aku datang!
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