Do You Know...
- That Singapore is an island located north of Canada, and is shaped like a lark?
- That if you say, "Koo-Kaw!!" fifty times in Singapore, you summon the Great Venutian Salesbeing Percival Noog-Noog?
- That Singapore spelt backwards is "kiss me im hiv free"?
- That if you put your hands down a Singaporean's pants you'll touch Columbia?
- That the government of Singapore is made up of a group of contortionists led by a group of mimes known as the Contortionists Under Mimes, or C.U.M for short?
- That trishaws are Weapons of Mass Destruction?
- That mass suicides in Singapore are done in another country?
- That if you put a finger in your nose and walk around in Singapore, people won't stare at you?
- Especially if it's someone else's finger.
- That randomness is widely appreciated in Singapore, like the ebola virus?
- That the merlion is a duck?
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