Irritating Bitch: Star Wars is sooo last century
Suff: Technically, Star Wars is sooo 30 years ago. YOUR MOTHER is sooo last century.
Eid-Ul-Fitr is sooo last month. Literally. But that doesn't mean it cannot be in today's STRANGE BUT FALSE.
Do you know...
- That Mohamed Aizat Amali smokes cigars, and is a willing patient of lung cancer?
- That Aizat and I are immune to sleeping gas?
- That prawns make Halim think that he's in a toothpaste advert?
- That Amy is taller than Aizat?
- That Amy is a pontianak? Here's the proof:
Her legs don't touch the ground
She can't live where there is light. In thie picture below, she looks healthy and normal.
But under stronger light conditions, she looks drugged and weaker.
- That on top of being a potianak, Amy also has a brain tumour that is shaped like an elongated gerbil, and she devises ways to hide her handicap.
- That Aizat and I are lovers, and we have an illegitimate child named Zat Besi?
- That you have to be at least of a certain height to talk to Baba and me, while any random amoebae can hold conversations with Aizat.
- That if Baba and I tilt our heads at certain angles, we will cause a massive Earthquake in Western East Timor?
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