Satan, also known as Lord Of The Flies, Lucifer, Syaitan, Beelzebub, Spoiler Of Virgins, Prince Of Lies, George W. Bush, Overlord Of Hell, The Morningstar, Michael Jackson's Plastic Surgeon and Your Mother, invented National Service. The spin doctors went into overdrive after he invented it.
"Do this for your country," they say. "It'll turn you from boys to men. I swear by the moon and the stars," they so patriotically claim. "Protect the ones you love," they say, one of many associations national servicemen have with condoms.
And like most things invented by the Devil himself, when most people get out of national service, they're just fucking euphoric. Just like Indonesia, another product of Satan. When most people get out of Indonesia, they'll be just fucking euphoric.
So now that I'm out of the army, I'm just fucking euphoric. Of course, that's not the only reason, as mute retards will so fully agree with me.
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