"So I gerruped on the hiney of Poll's purple card and jumped to the tune of Nui-Nui-Noo by Frank Papi on an eclectic tightrope". Did that sentence make sense to you? If it did, you're very likely on drugs.
Now, weed might make you talk to your sofa, and subutex will get Singaporeans to overreact to you, but those are things that may rightly happen even if you do not consume the aforementioned chemicals. How, then, can you know if you've taken too many drugs?
10 Signs You've Taken Too Many Drugs
01. When your mom asked you to pull out the weed, you walk out to the garden... And take out the shoebox you hid behind the potted plants.
02. On Thanksgiving, the turkey got cold and you panicked.
03. You look like Jermaine Ng and you think you're good looking.
04. Ooh, the ponies are soo beautiful!
05. You've been to Pluto before.
06. You've met the Easter bunny and the intelligent Mat.
07. You're happy to hear anyone sing, "Fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand."
08. You scrape the make-up off a goth chick and put it in transparent plastic, just to see powder in a bag.
09. Police dogs attack you even when you're not holding. Or trespassing.
10. You're in rehab in Amsterdam.
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