The SJI Mats Jokes!

Another entry solely about the SJI Mats. Unless you know us, or you can tolerate a heavy bout of confusion and being at a total loss, you're not advised to read on.

Do you realise how influential people become the brunt of popular jokes? Politicians - the very people who run our governments. Lawyers - capable of putting an innocent man into jail. Blondes - erm, yeah. And they all have jokes about them.

So before anybody else makes jokes about my people, I'll start the ball rolling with some of my own.

How many SJI Mats does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. Is, Mus and Nas. The other 3 are still on their way.

Why did the SJI Mat cross the road?
To get to the hellos on the other side.

What is the difference between a gay Japanese man and an SJI Mat?
One goes, "Yaaaaaa!!! Butt!!!" while the other goes, "But ya."
(Plus, the SJI Mat isn't gay. Or Japanese.)

What does a singing SJI Mat and Mike Tyson have in common?
They're both hard on the ears.

An SJI Mat says to a blonde, "You wanna be my satay?"
She said, "Sure" and dipped herself in sambal.
(I would've said she stuck herself with a stick but that'll just be wrong)

Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
SJI Mat
Wow...that's early.

An SJI Mat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hello!"
The SJI Mat quickly turns and says, "Where? Where?"

An Englishman, an American and an SJI Mat are at a skatepark, skating.
Englishman says: "I'm gonna join the club of pro-skaters baby!" and skates off.
American says: "I'm gonna do this in the X-games!" and skates off.
SJI Mat says: "....You guys are sick"

Drop me a tag if you want to contribute to this non-exhaustive list! And as a pre-emptive measure for the really non-funny ones, fuck you.