What Used To Be An Indonesian Tree

You know how bad things usually have bad poems written about them? I don't know who comes up with logic like that.

But I just did.

So simliarly, the current haze that's fogging up the vision of Singaporeans should receive it's just desserts in typically horrible poetry. I call this poem...

What Used To Be An Indonesian Tree

Look yonder! What I've left in my toilet bowl!
Look!!
It's.............Nothing!
But you were expecting to find bodily secretions were you not?
You filthy grossmongering salmon you!

But you know what's really comparable
To the bodily secretions you had hoped to witness?

Haze! Kerfuffling haze!
It's like a nyoink!
Yes, it is - it's like a nyoink
Nobody knows what that is and that includes me
Actually I lie - tee hee hee
For I know what haze really is.
I don't know what in Elysium nyoink means, though

Those haze particles that you breathe
Used to be a tree
Or a piece of vegetation, if you like
And it (the vegetation) was as Indonesian as rioting
Why do I term it Indonesian?
Because it was found in Indonesia

And this Indonesian vegetation gets burnt
Greenery to haze in the reds of smouldering flames
And who is responsible for such an act?
Farmers! Like the one in the dell, and old McDonald himself
They perceive it as creating space for their farmland
But we breathe in what they perceive
And it irritates the shit out of our sinuses

Haze. Turd. Haze.

A really horrible poem by Suff