Zong Hao Here...

Insult of the day: What do you think I am, Indian?

Here's Zong Hao, Suffian's friend. I was given permission to write entries in Suffian's blog, but I have absolutely no idea on what to write. I was thinking of writing something about him, but all I can think about are "Fuck me silly and call me Jane" and "2-Inch Dick", which are some of the more famous quotes by him.

After brainstorming for a while, I've decided to do a running commentary of the things said by Suffian while he is playing Winning Eleven now.


Ah!
(To me, referring to this) Did you say it's by you?
Bugger off!
Your mother is a relief worker.
Hahahaha...
Wah Lau, penalty!
Your mother is a postman.
Ah!
Yes!
Milfy! Milfy!
You... Have a 2-inch dick...
Yeah!!!
Holy fuck!
That was good lah...
Alright Saha!
Woo!
!*#?$&@ (Sounds unidentifiable)
Oh my god lah!
Ah!
Ey!
Ok... That's...
Let's get down to business.
Haha... Oh my god lah...
Go Ocifers!!!
Woo!
Ah!
Come on Rooney!
Silvestre!
Just stay in lah guys!
Yes!
Yeah.
Ey! Ah! Yeah! With me, yes.
Wah lau! Why don't you give me a free kick?
No lah! EEEEEyyy!
Wee Hung! Just give me the ball! Give me the ball!
Argh!
*Monkey sounds*


And he ends the match. Here's Zong Hao signing out.