You know, I realise that most people in this world spend too much of their time looking for that person who'd make them feel happy, or complete. So much so that they forget about the other simpler things that make them happy and complete. Sometimes to the point that it totally disintegrates from their lives. Just now, in the complete boredom of being guard commander, I wrote a bunch of songs that reflected the state of the world around me, through my eyes.
I then arranged them into a mini album - the aptly named So Low (because I wrote the songs myself, mostly, and because they're downers, a few of them).
So Low
Written by Suff (plus one track with Nas)
The Wall Records
1) Opening Song - Written by Suff
This is the opening song to my album
I call it opening song
Oh opening song, opening song...
You can sing it to open your windows,
Paris Hilton can sing it for her legs
I will sing it for as long as it takes
Oh opening song, opening song...
2) Daddy, I'm A Turnip - Written by Suff and Nas
I'm a turnip (turnip, turnip)
I'm a turnip (turnip, turnip)
Daddy, I'm a fucking turnip
My pee-pee you won't get to snip
Most people know what I'm called but don't know who I am
I won't taste nice with strawberry jam
I'm a turnip, I'm from the underground
Like potatoes, onions and the late Peter Brown
I may look like a boy, even my Daddy thinks so
Well screw you Daddy, go be a homo
Cos a turnip is what I was born as
Not a boy - dirty, perverted and passing a lot of gas
3) Questions - Written by Suff
Are you the one for me, pretty lady?
Are you the intended recepient of my passion?
If the people from Poland are called poles,
What do you call the people from Holland?
What will my world be like baby, without you?
Are you the one I'd love till the day I rest?
If a quiz is quizzical, oh baby,
Then what do you call a test?
Can you let me hold you in my arms?
Can I promise to treat you good?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
4) Things Guys Should Not Say During Sex - Written by Suff
"Notice the wart on my penis?"
"From this close-up you look like a man"
"I have contagious bronchitis"
"What do you think of a coca-cola can?"
"Hey daddy nice of you to join in"
"Please, call me Sally"
"I masturbate to my poster of Roy Keane"
"You wouldn't want to know where I've put that jelly"
"I ejaculate concentrated acid"
"I've screwed that croc from Lake Placid"
Oh, guys don't say these during sex
Unless you're doing another guy who's wearing spandex
Oh, guys don't say these during sex
Unless you're doing another guy who's wearing spandex
5) Serious Song - Written by Suff
Hey you, I've known you for awhile
You can already make my heart leap, while you make me smile
Hey you, you're so beautiful
When I'm with you there's a feeling that's hard to deny
I know I may act like a child sometimes
And what I say may sting sometimes
But I have to let you know what's in my mind
I don't wanna be wrong, oh
I don't wanna be wrong with you
I only wanna say and do, the right things
That will bring me to you
I actually wrote my first serious song
And I wrote it for you
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