Honestly

Insult of the day: Honesty is the best policy? Hell no. With a face like yours, insurance is the best policy

Thank you Geri for letting me rip this quiz off your blog. Due to copyright laws, of course, this is a modified version.

Honestly: A Quiz

Honestly, what is your name?
King Larry Herbert McPherson IV. Okay, okay honestly... Suffian Hakim. You can call me Suff. *wink*

Honestly, who introduced you to this quiz?
Some homeless girl I found next to a drain. Geri, I think, was her name.

Honestly, can you spell the full name of the person who introduced you to this quiz?
Sure. I-N-S-A-N-E W-O-M-A-N-O-I-D.

Honestly-
Shush. Before I proceed, I just wanna say that whatever I said about Geri is empty teasing (no that is not how you really spell her full name). She's really a lovely woman. Eccentric, but lovely.

Honestly, whoever interrupts a quiz to make an announcement like that?
If you had a physical manifestation, I will smack you like a bitch. Honestly.

Honestly, complete these sentences...

Honestly...
Is a song (a nice one, at that) by Zwan, a post-Smashing Pumpkins project by music journeyman Billy Corgan. "There's no place that I could be without you, honestly..."

Honestly, Barney...
Is a man in a purple suit making money while molesting little kids. Disgusting...

Honestly, Barney and...
A cauldron of boiling hot concentrated hydrochloric acid go well together. Especially if Barney's in it.

Honestly, Barney and Freddy Krueger...
Should get married. Barney will then be known as Barney Krueger. Or Bugger, for short.

Honestly, what is the biggest lie you've ever told?
That one of my appendages was 12 inches long.
It's really 18 inches...

Honestly, which is the best soccer team in the world?
Next to TLFC, Machester United of course.

Honestly, who do you have a crush on?
Fanny Tripletits.

Come on, honestly.
You are one pesky quiz.

For honesty's sake?
Honestly? Well...Nobody. I don't have a crush on anybody. Nobody outside of Hollywood, at least.

Hmm...Honestly, who are you in love with?
My grandma.

Honestly, are you gay?
No.

Honestly, if you are alone in your room with a naked babe and a condom, what would you do?
Fill the condom up with water, make it into a water bomb and hurl it at the bitch. That's what you get for getting into my room without permission.

Okay... Honestly, if you are alone in your room with a naked babe, who has permission to be there, and a condom, what would you do?
I would make sweet gentle love to her and bring her breakfast the next morning. With the condom on, of course. That's what you want to hear isn't it, you saucy little minx..

Honestly, what is the biggest lie you wanna tell/have told...

George W. Bush?
"Live long and prosper."

Your mother?
"Mom, I have something to tell you. I am not your son. There was a confusion at the hospital..."

People who read your blog?
"Honestly? Well...Nobody. I don't have a crush on anybody."

The Prime Minister?
I'm currently harbouring Osama Laden in my house. He teaches me Economics during his free time.

Honestly, were you honest throughout this quiz?
Honestly, do you have more creative ways of starting your sentences? Like Truthfully, or Frankly Speaking, or Don't You Fuckin Lie To Me.

Honestly, you haven't answered my question.
Your mother appears in slimming commercials as the Before model you slimy b-side track by Cher! I'm outta here...

Thank you Geri. Sorry my quiz somehow mutated into an entity with a rather pushy personality. Cheerios.