That's him on the right.
He was born on the last day of 1986, which makes him 20 going on 21 as of now. So as you can tell, he is no child. Aizat, however, has a knack of making us forget that fact with the kind of nonsense that comes out of his mouth.
Kids say the darndest things? No, AIZAT says the darndest things. Read, and retrograde in age.
SUFF: Oh Zat I just learnt that there is a difference in race and ethnicity ah.
AIZAT: Aku pun tau seh (I also know). The difference is.. You can take part in a 100m race but not in a 100m ethnicity.
(Anyway, the difference is that race are different groups of people set apart by different physical characteristics. Like how Malays have brown skin (mostly) and Chinese people have small dicks. Crap, I have Chinese friends; they're gonna beat the shit out of me. Ethnicity is how people are set apart by different cultures and traditions.)
Then there was one time when Aizat received an sms from a girl he hasn't talked to in months. So I asked...
SUFF: This is like what, out of nowhere?
AIZAT: Ya la... No, actually it came out from her phone.
And when I share with him my favourite music...
SUFF: Zat, download Sit Down by James. Not bad.
AIZAT: I'm sitting down already.
SUFF: It's a really nice song by James. The band is just called...James. Nothing else but...James.
AIZAT: James
AIZAT: David James
AIZAT: James Brown
SUFF: No. Only...James.
AIZAT: James Bond
SUFF: Shut up and just download.
And at night, for tarawih prayers...
AIZAT: Did you go for tarawih?
SUFF: Nope. Hahahaha
AIZAT: Chey... No wonder I didn't see you
SUFF: Sorry la.
AIZAT: Because I didn't go also.
However people, I must warn you. This is only the tip of the iceberg. There's a lot more crap to come from Aizat. So if you see the above-mentioned individual, stay well-clear. I love him, though. No, Zat not like that.
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