Do you know that...
- You cannot turn 21 unless you've met Shimama The Stupendous, Macedonian Minister of Moodiness?
- If you have a betel nut cake for your 21st birthday, you gain the power of duck speech?
- Five plus two equals to 21?
- Turning 21 to the alien race of Mizona is the equivalent of turning 5 to human beings, due to the differences in the space-time continuum and life-span.
- At 21, your brain gives itself a new name? Usually, it christens itself 'Robert'.
- 21 years ago, I was 42?
- Squeezing a rubber ducky at the stroke of midnight on the day you turn 21 will allow you to teleport to Helsinki?
- The coming-of-age ritual performed by all 21-year-old men from Timbuktu has three steps? They are:
1) They carry a stack of burning paper and run from their home to the home of their Village Head. As they do so, they must chant, "Proog Entooh Mimi Shoolala Dawg." In English, the chant means, "I am on fire baby, watch me run. This had better build up my stamina so we can match those damn Kenyans."
2) Upon arrival at the house of the Village Head, they set the stack of paper on the ground, and stamp out the flames with their feet. This will alert the Village Head, who will come out of his house to meet the young man. The 21-year-old will then have to recite the traditional Timbuktu coming-of-age poem:
Drarg bulomo shenanannanananana joog
Mulister, fasiw guerkhana mulister milay
Plint, plerga, jimeemee
Doodoo wanstil kook kooky
Pooya shenanananananananna joog!
Professor Edmund Howell of Little Farthings University translated the poem as such in his sexual self-help book Cum And Coming-Of-Age:
Listen up, O Village Head I'm turning 21
Mulister, I have no idea what mulister means
But what I do know is that
Eating goat doodoo can make you kooky
Ah who cares, I'm turning 21!
3) After reciting the poem, they bow before the Village Head, who proclaims them men of the village.
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