Test The System!: Are Sexy Pictures Essential To Good Masturbation?

Let's talk about wanking. Everybody with access to the internet would have wanked at least once in his life. Wanking is an inevitable aspect of life. We wank to porn, to girlie mags. But are these sexy pictures imperative to a good session of spanking the monkey? Or is the imagination all a frisky wanker needs?

I set about attempting to determine this by wanking to several pictures to see if they affect the pleasure of wanking in certain ways. I do this at the rate of one wank a day, to ensure that fatigue does not hamper the accuracy of my results.

On day 1, I used the following image:



A nice, sexy picture of Carmen Electra that leaves some more for the imagination. The feminine body in study here is aesthetically pleasing - in simpler terms, she's HOT. And it helps that she's showing quite a bit of flesh.

Masturbation took: 45 minutes
Strength of orgasm: 9/10. Carmen really blew my mind away. Heh heh heh.

On day 2:



A picture less sexy than the previous one, but we know Eva Longoria is one sexy mama. Throw in Tony Parker, a heterosexual kiss and a bunch of water bottles.

Masturbation took: 1.5 hours
Strength of orgasm: 3/10. The water bottles and Tony Parker don't contribute to a powerful orgasm, unfortunately.

On day 3:



Jennifer Aniston is gorgeous. Most men would agree with me. But what about an image of Jennifer from the shoulder up? It's not outright sexiness, but we know whatever's below those shoulders are extremely pleasing to the eye. So is that knowledge enough to improve orgasm? Or must we have outright sexiness?

Masturbation took: 53 minutes
Strength of orgasm: 5/10. What we don't see may instigate increased brain activity to make up for the lack of visual stimulation. This is however, valid only to a limited extent.

Day 4:



On the fourth day, still brimming with sexual energy, I tried to wank off to the image above.

Masturbation took: 2 hours
Strength of orgasm: 0/10. I gave up after 2 hours. Pie charts just don't make good wank material. To a Math scholar perhaps. To a man with a pie fetish perhaps. But to me, a healthy, normal young man, it just doesn't cut it. I tried to picture it with breasts, or with a sexy, sultry voice. Still doesn't work for me.

VERDICT

We DO need sexy pictures to have a good self-stroking session. As visual creatures, it is only natural. Abstract wanking (wanking in which one wanks to say, a 'HOME SWEET HOME' sweater and attempts to sexualise it) will fail miserably. So if you really need to wank, stop being a pansy, get a picture of a hot lady, and take off your pants and JACK IT!!!