ShoutOuts, 2006 (Q-S)

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Quzair: Quzair has more hair in his armpits than even the hairiest potter. But he has as much funk, groove and cool in his soul as he has hair in his armpits. Probably the most level-headed guy I have ever met.

Qistina: You're 5-years-old so I doubt you'll be reading this. But if you do, know this: If a guy named Aizat talks to you, just run away as far as possible.

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Raihan: Truthfully, army sucks ass. There are very few things I appreciated it for. Among those few things, of course, is Raihan. He is kinda dumb, and you can really trick the bugger sometimes. But he juggles being a friend and personal achievements so well, it's amazing. I really missed chilling with you in bunk back in SISPEC.

Raihana: You're funny, girl. Just remember, it's a quality, not an adverb. I'd say more, but little kids might be reading. Muahahahhahahahahaha.

Rajaram: After seeing you at Kolam Ayer, I shall erase from my mind that we have ever called you potato. My god you slimmed down. And you've matured! I feel quite left out man.

Raphael: Mr. Commando here makes one-sixth of my class guys back in junior college. Armed with a fuckface, baggy pants, near-tri-linguality, and perfect gentlemanliness, Raph can easily switch between nonchalant coolness and being a good friend.

Reeve: You make perversion stylish man. Thank you for being my only friend next to Yap in Team 2 Alpha. And of course, we're gonna club soon and get you a chick.

Ronald: Among my class guys, Ronald is the only one who is most obviously sane. Ronald is a cocktail of specs and breakdancing and wisdom. Makes for a very interesting character.

Russell Pereira: We interact on like a bi-weekly basis but I feel it's always quality time even though our exchanges are always vulgar and insulting. I'm grateful our friendship is going strong ever since sec 1.

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Sahibah: I used to be apprehensive of you, but then I got to know you in SA and realise that despite your apparent lack of a mouth-shutter, you are a generous, loving person and a great friend to have. Now, we're SAtays! Whee!!

Salman: SJI Sports Fiesta Teammate, wassup? For all your weird conversational topics, you taught me one thing I hold very dear: Joga Bonito.

Sanjeewa: When I think of Victoria Junior College, I think 'bunch of retards', except for Siva and Sanjeewa. No wait, I take that back. Sanjee here is academically retarded. He's the kind of guy who gets upset if he doesn't have straight As. B is for blasphemy. But he is undoubtedly a very fun guy and a great friend to have around.

Sebastian Tan: Marge Simpson here was a good friend of mine since secondary 3. Why do we call him Marge? No, he does not have blue hair. No, he does not have a weird raspy voice. Just that his hair height used to match hers. Not anymore people, he gained a sense of cool over these years. I'm glad we were together in army.

Sharmadas: Sharmadas is one of the funniest dudes alive. He was my co-emcee back in SJI, and we had a lot of fun together. I just wanna say that I really miss you, and that you are one of the coolest dudes alive. Yes one-of-the. Learn to share.

Shafeeq: Shafeeq and I used to play soccer together, and I must say, he plays the game with a lot of heart. Another veteran of those sunny days of CJC first 3 months, 2003.

Shafia: Shaf, I think you're a cool chick. In a Whoopi Goldberg kinda way. Minus the dreadlocks.

Shafiqah: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Shafy reads too much Literature. Her head is filled with poo. (Actually she's a really smart, funny girl. She's real nice too. But was that a good poem or what?) P.S, the poem's partly true.

Siva: In ASLC, I felt very lost. And scared. Mainly lost. But in all that gloom is the shining light that is Siva. Sorry for the racist insinuation. But hey, since those days I've always looked at you as a source of hope and joy if my life gets too depressing.

Syah Fidzuan: Syah and I were born by a difference of several hours, several kilometres apart. He is also several centimetres shorter than me. However, his sexual openness (my stained cowboy hat is testament to that), his sexual appetite, his sense of humour and his wit are incomparable. And he's so cute. If I'm gay (which, I'm sorry Syah, I'm not) I would have had him as my one and only.

Sylvester: Man, I love you so much I even dedicated an entire entry to you. I think you, along with Alvin, Russell and the entire gang saved me from a fate as a void deck, Gudang Garam-smoking Mat. If I make it big, I would definitely owe it to you.