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Marsila: Mars Bars got Sars so she lives in Jars!!! Maternal Instincts Lady!! Generous Kind-Hearted Soul!! Any more compliments you have to get me that chocolate buffet.
Matthias: You are by far the most non-Chinese Chinaman I know.
Maznah: Sigh... I don't know whether I should insult you or compliment you. Maybe I'll do both. Okay insult first. Sometimes babe, you have an independence factor of negative 24. And sometimes your brain moves slower than Indonesia's economy. But you make up for all that with your sense of humour and your fun-loving nature. At the same time, you're very capable of human warmth and love. Except when you have a stick in your hand. HOCKEY stick you pervs.
Melvyck: Man, you were one of my closest friends in lower sec. We hardly met ever since, but everytime we chance upon each other, I feel so uplifted. Hope you're doing well.
Michael Jackson: Hey good luck finding a new nose.
Muhardi: What others term 'mufaggy', I see as the expressions of a truly kind, gentle soul. I really enjoyed working with you in BCTC.
Mustakjm: Egoes may clash, ideas may differ, tolerance may wane. But brotherhood is forever. You taught me that, and I am forever grateful.
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Nas: An itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny yellow polka-dot bikini is what I want to see you wearing someday. But that'll never happen. Nas packs in a lot of testosterone in his small frame. Would hump anything that moves and bash up anything that is non-hello if he was less inhibited. On the upside, he is honest, strong-willed and an overall good person. Another fantastic year to add to our long friendship.
Nazir: To me, Nazir is the funniest gentleman alive. All you China girls watch out.
Nicazimbobic (a.k.a Nicolle): Hello my well-endowed friend. If I had a top 10 funkiest chicks list, you would be in it, somewhere near the top. But I have better things to do, so I don't come up with lists like that. We'll club soon, yeah?
Nick Tseng: You were the SJI junior I never knew I had until junior college. But late as our acquaintance was, I'm glad we met in SA and pranced around in track training. You made it a lot more fun and worth attending. And trust me, I have the training ethics of a turnip.
Nivi: Dude! How's the broken collar bone? Get well soon so we can play soccer together again. Oh people, if you're into analytical, intelligent minds, you should get to know Nivi.
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Oh: Oh I have no friends I wanna say anything to whose names start with 'O'.
Ong Bak: Is a really stupid movie.
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Paul: CPF! On his day, Clifton Paul Fernandez is one of the best keepers among non-professional 20-year-old soccer players. Off the pitch, he's one of the funniest dudes I've had the honour of meeting. Suthile ketupat Paul, suthile ketupat.
Pragalath: Senior, mentor, friend. Ever since I found out we went to the same primary school back in SJI, I have looked up to you for advice. Since then we went to the same junior college, and as usual, you're there for me. Looking back, I realise you're a really important person in my life.
Pravin: Pass you bastard, pass! Don't play soccer like you play hockey! But aiya, you have decent skills lah.
Continued...
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