The Nether Regions

Cheer of the day:
2! 4! 6! 8! Who do we decapitate?
Gay male cheerleaders!

My erm, intellectual-duscussion partner, Lex, and I had an exchange today concerning Asian horror films. I would rather blog it out in paragraphed words as per normal, but I think that would not do justice to the kind of very himbo conversations we have.

Suff
I hate Asian horror movies. There's always a long-haired woman for a ghost; her hair will come out of pipes, and the rest of her body will somehow join her hair in the sink.

Lex
Ya but I bet you'll be thinking differently if she wore a tanktop.

Suff
No, if you were a ghost you wouldn't be concerned about being fashionably dressed.

Lex
If I were a ghost, I would wear a tanktop okay. And jeans.

Suff
No you wouldn't. You wouldn't even care. I mean, imagine you've died, but you have unfinished business so you're sent back here...would you even bother to appear fashionably dressed?

Lex
Yes!

Suff
Okay that's it, this is what you're gonna do: You're gonna go to Thailand, go for a sex change, and then kill yourself. Then when you come back as a ghost, we'll see if you're wearing a tanktop and jeans.

Lex
Yes I will!

Suff
No you won't!

Lex
But what if you saw a naked ghost? I bet you'll be horny.

Suff
No I won't! I'll be scared!

Lex
You'll get horny for sure if you saw a naked female ghost.

Suff
Would YOU get horny if you saw a lady, floating in the air...with blood flowing out of her eyes?

Lex
It could have been mascara!

Suff
And the floating? What, she has a jetpack?