Why You Don't Need Drugs

You don't need drugs. Nobody does.

You don't need drugs to hang out with beautiful ladies. You might need drugs to tolerate that guy in white though. Then again, they also invented earmuffs.


You don't need drugs to live out childhood fantasies.


You don't need drugs to properly appreciate women's erm, garments.


You don't need drugs to feel part of a cool-ass group.


You don't need drugs to explore your sexuality.


You don't need drugs to pretend to be a model.


You don't need drugs to lie on big rocks with your friends (though I don't really see why you need drugs to do it in the first place).


You don't need drugs to go to a good school.


You don't need drugs to act like (hit it Jamelia!) some kind of superstar.


And of course by drugs, I don't mean panadol and medicinal stuff. Taken in moderate amounts.