AOTGKU: Before The Mutation

Dedicated to:
Jonathan Lee, colleague whose stupid underwear joke prodded me to do this.
Cheryl Tan, test subject of all my nonsense.
Nazir, my best friend, for helping create a few of the characters.
Amy, for appreciating my sense of humour.
Cheryl Hong, for her voice of sanity.
Aizat Amali, who's 60% responsible of all the nonsense I come up with nowadays.
Alvin - New Yorker, Josephian and close friend. You'd love this.
Mus, Is and Nas. They did not contribute to AOTGKU. But I'll dedicate this to them nonetheless.
The trainers of Basic Combat Wing, BCTC.

Note: Opening song is "Groovy Underwear" by Pansy Division.