Wednesday, February 22, 2006

[4] Walk This Way

Fusion is a concept that always seems to go wrong.

Fuse 5 monkeys with bad hair and weird-ass dance moves and you get the Backstreet Boys.

Fuse two political parties together and you get bickering the intensity of a supernova.

Fuse a man and a woman and you get divorce. Or bad sex. That's not always the case, but it's just too ubiquitous to be anywhere near right (the opposite of wrong, not the opposite of left).

Fuse a man, a woman, another man, a horse, a board and some tiles and you get a very 3-sided Scrabble game.

Fuse 80s rock and old school rap and what do you get? Well, it depends. If your representative of 80s rock is say, Nazareth and your representative of old school rap is MC Hammer, then yes, fusion is still very wrong. But what if it's Aerosmith, and Run DMC? You know what you get from that?

The epitome of cool.

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