Insult of the day: insulte du jour
My fellow metropolitan and good pal Mus wishes to learn French sometime in the near future. So, being a good Samaritan, I shall teach him whatever French I still remember from my lower secondary days to prepare him for his coming classes.
Suff's List Of Important French Words/Phrases
(The strokes above some of the vowels are omitted due to inconcistencies between my computer and blogger)
Greetings
Bonjour - Hello, Good morning, Good afternoon, Wassup
Bonsoir - Good evening
Bonne nuit - Good night
Au revoir - Goodbye
Je amuser un avec votre mere passe nuit - I had a good time with your momma last night
Ce etre non un epee dans mon pantalon. Je etre heureux pour voir vous - This is not a sword in my pants. I am just happy to see you.
While Shopping In France...
Quel etre le prix ce article? - How much for this item?
Ooh! Ce etre pirater marchandise Bangladesh! - Ooh! Pirated goods from Bangladesh!
Ou pouvoir je obtenir marijuana? - Where can I get weed?
For The Restaurant
Je vouloir quelque poisson - I would like some fish
Ce qui? Vous non milo? - What? You don't have Milo?
Donner quelque bifteck, chienne - Give me some steak, bitch
Pre-Street Fights
Mon dieu! - My God!
Vous etre laid! - You are ugly!
Ce etre un petit penis - That is a small penis
Excussez-moi - Excuse me
Votre mere etre si gros que quand fixer, handicape personne monter la pour charite - Your mother is so fat that when she lay down, handicapped people climbed her for charity
Okay Mus. Anything else, ask me and I shall consult my dusty French-English dictionary and my old textbooks.
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