20 People

Thank you to Amy and Baba for this wonderful piece of boredom-murder. Of course, due to copyright laws I shall modify it a bit.
20 people
1)Nazir
2)Aizat
3)Nas
4)Mus
5)Iskandar Ahmad Fajar
6)Irwan Iskandar
7)Cheryl Chua
8)Halim
9)Cheryl Tan
10)Filza
11)Fadz :)
12)Jamie
13)Nic!
14)Amy
15)Baba
16)Lydia
17)Syah Fidzuan
18)Raihan
19)Zameer
20)Aisyah
What's 3+5?
8. But Nas + Is = The Holiest Two among the SJI Mats. Nazir and Zat, shut up.

Where does number 18 live?
Marsiling. Near a street soccer court, as he would constantly remind me if we're looking for a place to play soccer.

What will happen if you give number 6 a hug?
He'll say, "Haii... If only you are Dangdut." Then I'll smack him on his head.

You just broke up with your significant other. What will number 1 do?
If by 2024 I can't find a replacement, he'll marry me. We have an agreement.


If you give cake to number 9, what will he/she say?
Cheryl? Cake? "FOODFIGHT!!!"

What does number 5 call number 17?
Um... 'Syah'? 'Eh monyet' (malay for 'hey monkey') at times.

What do you think is a suitable career for number 16?
Lydia? Hmm... Foster parent. Her maternal instincts are powerful man. Okay a PROPER career, I'd say a manager. Cos she's good with money and she's a good leader.

Number 3 and number 19. What do you think of them as a couple?
Nas and Zameer? Hahahaha they're the perfect couple. Nas has a big cock and Zameer worships it. Seriously. No joke.

Does number 20 have a boy/girlfriend?
Muahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahah.

What does Number 8 do for a living?
Man, lots of things. Tending to his knee. Loving number 14. Being a clerk for Civil Defence.

What is number 15's favourite activity?
Shrieking :P

You are alone naked in a room with number 7. What will you do?
Erm... Get dressed? It's Cheryl man, come on. What do you think I am, some sort of horny fuck-everything-that-moves freak?

You are alone naked in a room with number 12, when number 3 walks in. What happens next?
I'm alone naked in a room with Jamie when Nas walks in? I'll try to wake myself up.

What is your relationship with number 10?
Ah Filza.... She's my first love, was my best friend, my long-lost twin-sister. Erm, we outgrew all that lah.

What is number 4's relationship with number 18?
They're primary school classmates.

Is number 14 good at Maths?
Amy is the Goddess of Maths and everything else academic lah.

Are you good at Maths?
Hey let's just keep it to the 20 people okay.

What will happen if you never met number 11?
I don't think about that. Life will be less interesting, come to think of it.

What will happen to number 16 if he/she never met you?
She would see satay as it is...just...food.

How attractive is number 7 to you, on a scale of 1 to 10.
9. Cheryl may not be gorgeous like an anorexic diva-model-bitch, but she's cute, and personality-wise, she's incomparable.

Tell me something about number 9.
CT is my bestest female homie. She has prata cravings. Deep inside, she's really a minah.

Who in the list have you kissed? Or want to kiss?
Number 21. If I was hornier when I did this, I'd say everybody in the list. But number 21 will do.

Is number 13 really that unlucky?
It's just a coincidence you bitch. Nic's got things going good for her. Her business is looking up, she's in LaSalle-SIA doing something she's passionate about. Good stuff. AND she's busty. Muahahahahahhahahahahahah. Okay sorry Nic.

Hahahahhaha my god that was fun.