You're Liam Gallagher! You cocky sonofabitch.
You're arrogant, annoying, offensive, and
whinge far too much for your own good. But
you're incredibly attractive, and hilarious.
You go for the wrong kind of women, but that's
part of your 'bed-all-the-birds' nature.
Which Oasis member are you?
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Foreword
Oasis is the greatest fuckin' band in the world, no questions.
The Spice Girls can't stay together long enough to make as many hits as Oasis. Plus, having a member named Scary won't exactly keep you marketable after say, a second album.
The Rolling Stones and Aerosmith churn out very few hits that appeal to non-retirees.
The Backstreet Boys are gay. So are the Village People.
U2's members are turning into politicians.
Punk is dead, and therefore, so are the Sex Pistols.
The Red Hot Chilli Peppers aren't exactly red hot anymore.
And Metallica...Well, Metallica was never a candidate anyway. Sometimes, people want to hear the lyrics, too.
Oasis proved their greatness many times. They hinted at it with Definitely Maybe. Live Forever and Slide Away. Supersonic. Hell, even Married With Children was nice.
Then came their masterpiece. (What's The Story) Morning Glory shattered the Earth. Wonderwall cemented their place in Rock and Roll heaven, along with glorious hits such as Champagne Supernova, Some Might Say and Don't Look Back In Anger.
But to me, what made them really great is their video Who Feels Love. It is a brilliant, artistic video unsurpassed by the likes of Bjork. Plus, unlike Bjork, Who Feels Love is actually a nice song to accompany the video. It is to Oasis fans what Jackass was to retarded people - one of their idols' greatest videos. Who Feels Love is a visual feast, and a mental orgasm, and truly an artistic feat of its time. So before I sound too much like a museum tour guide, Ladies and Gentlemen and everybody in between, I present to you Who Feels Love? by Oasis...
Found what I've lost inside
My spirit has been purified
Take a thorn from my pride
And hand in hand we'll take a walk outside
Thank you for the sun
The one that shines on everyone
Who feels love
Now there's a million years
Between my fantasies and fears
I feel love
I'm leaving all that I see
Now all my emotions fill the air I breathe
Now you understand that this is not the promised land
They spoke of
There's nothing more to be
If you can be the remedy who heals love
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