10 Signs Your Son Has An Unhealthy Obsession For Star Wars

Insult of the day: Nerf herder! - Princess Leia Organa

10)Where you see a hut, he sees a big green slug.
9)He refers to the above hut as 'Jabba'.
8)He spews sagely advice in English with terrible sentence structures, like, "Ground me, you must not. For in my room, porno will I surf."
7)He tries to make your carpet walk and calls it Chewbacca.
6)Whoever he used to call 'short' he now calls 'R2', 'Yoda', 'Ewok' or 'Life of a Star Trek fan'.
5)When you ask him what comes to his mind when you say 'Holiday in Jamaica', he says 'Jar Jar Binks'.
4)He writes in his will, "If I turn evil and rule the galaxy with my new mentor, separate my twins and don't tell me about them."
3)He starts a porn concept where he picks women up in a fighter plane, to rival Bangbus. He calls it XXX-Wing.
2)When you tell him you did not raise him to do something as disgusting as porn, he says, "You do not understand the power of the dark side."

And finally, the most obvious sign that your son has an unhealthy obsession for Star Wars..

1)You catch him in the toilet doing a Hand Solo on his lightsabre