Sunday, July 05, 2009

23 Of The Best Lines Ever

23. "It's a struggle, living like a good boy ought to" - The Scissor Sisters

22. "Chuck Norris can set fire to an ant with a magnifying glass. At night. Nasruddin can set fire to a magnifying glass with an ant. At night. In water." - suffian.blogspot.com

21. "I met my maker I made him cry." - Oasis

20. "Je connais ce sentiment de solitude et d'isolement." - Laurent Voulzy

19. "The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience." - Frank Herbert in Dune

18. "I am the eggman, they are the eggman, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob." - The Beatles

17. "They hate you if you're clever, and they despise a fool." - John Lennon

16. "Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don't get it." - Liam Gallagher

15. "Buck Nasty is nominated for getting his best friend's girlfriend pregnant, then tricking his best friend into raising the little motherfucker." - from Dave Chappelle's Chappelle's Show.

14. "You are the girl that I've been thinking of...ever since I was a little girl." - The Black Kids

13. "Tender is the night, lying by your side." - Damon Albarn

12. "I wouldn't cancel afternoon school to bury that little shit." - Rowan Atkinson

11. (on Kelly Osbourne) "I like the song the girl sings, "Papa Don't Preach". I got a song for you too, Bitch. It's called, "Daughter Don't Sing." - Dave Chappelle as Silky Johnston in Chappelle's Show.

10. "I'm into the girls fancying me and stuff, mad for it. Get a bit worried if boys started fancying me, definitely. I've got nothing against gays . . . as long as they don't pinch me on the bum or whatever." - Liam Gallagher

9. "I think they should change the name of that show from Desperate Housewives...to Ungrateful Bitches!" - Chris Rock

8. "Your mama's so mama she opened a shop." - suffian.blogspot.com

7. "I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did." - Terry Pratchett

6. "In DOTA, if you kill 9 people in a row, you're BEYOND GODLIKE! If you kill 17 people in a row, you're NASRUDDIN!" - suffian.blogspot.com

5. "Let's dance to Joy Division, and celebrate the irony; everything is going wrong, but we're so happy." - The Wombats

4."Pissed off? If I was that close to a horses' weiner, I'd be more worried about getting pissed on." - Ahchoo, played by Dave Chapelle, in Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

3. "Holy Premature Ejaculation!" - Jackoff from Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum Before

2. "The difference is.. You can take part in a 100m race but not in a 100m ethnicity." - Aizat, about the difference between race and ethnicity.

1. "Sick lady (suffering from heart attack): Help me!... Call me an ambulance!
Son: Okay, mama...You're an ambulance" - Cast of Goodness Gracious Me

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