My 22nd Birthday is coming and while I've always been an advocate against wishlists (because they are the evil results of very bad unprotected sex between narcissism and shameless consumerism), I have inadvertently created one for next Thursday. Numbers 1 and 2, 4, 7 are confidential, so I shall reveal to you everything else except those.
My Birthday Wishlist
3. To eat damn nice chocolates.
5. For Aizat to hug me and say, "Oh my god Suff you look so gorgeous today" in a very sincere tone. Come on Zat, it's my birthday.
6. To play DAMN SHIOKANATHAN soccer in the week leading up to my birthday.
8. For Chin Whee to snuggle up to me and say, "Oh Suff all this while you touched me and I pulled away I was just playing hard to get. I actually have a humongous crush on you and it's too bad that you like girls and they like you back. Otherwise I would marry you." Yes Chin Whee, better memorise that speech.
9. BAILEY'S!!!
10. For my T-Shirt (The one thats says "Kiss The Birthday Boy") to actually work. Hint hint.
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