FLOOOOOKS

You know how people say that everything happens for a reason? Like say if I lose in Prolific, it's because the other person is better? Well, let me tell you now that this is not the case. Sometimes things happened because of a freakishly horrendous phenomena called the 'fluke'. And last week, there were quite a number of flukes to occur.

For one, there is last week's match between Manchester United and Chelsea, when Chelsea defeated the Red Devils 2-1. It's a fluke for 2 reasons. Firstly, it's Chelsea beating Manchester United. I mean, if it's Tampines Rovers playing Manchester United, I'd understand. But it's Chelsea. Chelsea tends not to beat Manchester United, let alone any other team. Chelsea plays about as well as Liverpool. The second reason why it's a fluke is that Chelsea's two goals were scored by Michael Ballack. Michael Ballack scoring for Chelsea is like Tom Cruise netting for the LA Lakers.



Another example of an occurence of the 'fluke' was this:



You know what's the bigger fluke? This:



Hah. Like these two events are ever gonna happen again in the history of mankind.