A Century Of Pictures In Facebook

I am an outspoken advocate against camwhoreism. So it is to my utter surprise that I find myself with a hundred pictures in my facebook profile. However, due to the absence of a Committee For The Prevention Of Hypocrisy By Anti-Camwhore Advocates (or CPHAC for short), I am not gonna give two shits and proudly proclaim it. I have a hundred pictures in my Facebook profile, and I look beautiful in some of them. Hah. Eat that, people who advocate against camwhoreism only because they don't look good in photos.

Each picture says a thousand words right? With my limitless vocabulary, I can make my pictures say 247000 words. But with my limited work ethic, I won't bother typing that many words. So let me tell you the story behind a few of the one hundred photos I have in my well-decorated Facebook profile, in a lot less than 247000 words.

Let's start with the earliest dated picture.



This was taken 5 years ago when I was in CJC. I cross-dressed. Yes, I did. I love skirts. They're quite airy.

And the next one. I forgot when this was taken. I think I was in JC then.



Yes, when I was younger I attempted scissors kicks in MRT stations. The thrill of...kicking...air. You understand.

And naturally, being the cartoon that people THINK I am...



Mus designed this and I must say he's brilliant. And I know I'm too handsome for him to design. He's just too scared that he won't be able to do justice to the beautiful, beautiful face that I have with his drawing. I understand Mus. It's alright.

Ooh here's a picture from Nivi's birthday cum farewell party in January this year.



Vodka sprite is a hell of a drink. I have no recollection of the 5 hours following the time when that picture was taken.

I was also in a pseudo-Bollywood movie, co-starring my friend Aizat.



These were the production stills.

This is proof that I am not your typical Malay boy..



That is my lunch. See? No funny nasi lemak business.

And I must show you some of my most favourite people in this world. Being a former non-camwhore, I do not have pictures for ALL of them. But I will show you those whose images I store in my Facebook profile.















And I realise that's the best purpose for the usage of Facebook. Not as an extension of one's camwhore nature. But to immortalise the ones you love in online images.