Friday, October 19, 2007

Petrina, Melanie & Sofia




Sofia: Dei, FUCDA
Petrina: Singapore? Is that a suburb?
Melanie: Nuts! Big! Gangly nuts!
Sofia: That guy's fucking horrible! He's like China gone wrong. Wait..he IS China gone wrong!
Petrina: He likes to play Nintendo DS
Melanie: Once is never enough..I don't come outta bed for any less than 3.
Sofia: This is fucking random la....
Petrina: Oh damn those are a nice set of tits, im a goldstar lesbian, but id goldstar her in the ass on stilts so hard that her dad'll feel it.
Melanie: Mesoharni me love you long time, me like a do the cha-cha
Sofia: The only thing in my mind right now...is HER. I wanna tell her that she's hot.
Petrina: *cricket cricket* no literally. im actually saying cricket. like the sport. commonly pronounced as kiereket.
Melanie: I still like a do the cha-cha.
Sofia: when i think about dance i think about my potato in your mash or a banana in your split or my osama in your cave, my tool in your tool box, my cream in your puff and my cinnamon stick in you dahlcha
Petrina: Qi EN's bare ass!!!!!!!!!
Melanie: DEAAARRGGHHHHH!!! on stilts.
Sofia: I have a strong urge to wank right now.
Petrina: Wow!! that's what u wanna do after i mentioned Qi En's bare ass?
Melanie: Damn! Shit! That is whacked!!

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