Poetry And Rhythm

I am a deep, thinking man. My intellect is unceasingly intertwined with my emotions and it has created a sort of cerebral maelstrom in me. I reflect on the current state of the world, and analyze why things happen. I am psychological, technical and emotional. The world is too big for my thoughts to be any more limited. But nevertheless I would like to share my intimate musings with you, my beloved readership.

And so in poetry and song, I present to you my deepest thoughts..

Love, Truly

On the bed of red roses
By the see of lilacs...
I shall make a sperm whale
Shoot sperm
Then I will throw it back into the sea

Rah rah rah

He Wears Only A Thong And Walk Around Parliament House

The old man stands up
He talks about water
"We don't have enough water."
Paul says, "Ya I know.
Suck my bird for protein you old man."
The old man did as Paul said.
And became Arnold Schwarzenegger

He now wears only a thong and walks around parliament house
He now wears only a thong and walks around parliament house
It doesn't matter if you've seen Hitler in a hot pink blouse
Cos this guy now wears only a thong and walks around parliament house.