LoveSpeakers 2

What looks like an atom from across the street?

Gives a person a clear view of his feet

And from near it looks like a really small pin

Half an inch long and really thin

I don't want to come across as overly sick

But the answer to this riddle is...Wee Hung's dick.


I'm not in the mood for it right now, but love has its way of making its presence felt - by being completely absent. I wonder what it's like for Lebanese-Israeli couples nowadays. Anyway, for those still hanging on, here's to you...

In love, at one of its poles you find the personal, and at the other the impersonal. At one you have the positive assertion — Here I am; at the other the equally strong denial — I am not. Without this ego what is love? And again, with only this ego how can love be possible?
Rabindranath Tagore in Sadhana

Between a rock and a hard place - Men, never be above thy lover when copulating upon such geological inconveniences
Uncredited

Stan: "Chef, how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?"
Chef: "Oh, that's easy. You just gotta find the clitoris."
Stan: "Huh?"
Chef: "Whoops."
Stan: "What does that mean, 'find the clitoris?'"
Chef: "Uh, forget I said anything."
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut

He could always find love...in his left hand."
Uncredited

Love is like wanking to a girlie magazine. You lock yourself away from the world, put in all that effort and end up feeling all tired and guilty and yet all she does is stand motionless over there without a single hint of acknowledgement.
So Empty Crates, Crude Philosopher

I think the best love a man can give is to a cheeseburger. It's so beautiful and yet when you consume it and make it a part of you, it does so without a sound. Women - now they're nothing like cheeseburgers. When they become a part of you, they need shoes and handbags and constant arguments they can win.
Plato Rice Cuppa Water

But you know the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.Sam from Love Actually

I wanna go places a bunch of sickeningly handsome guys and cucumbers have gone
For good reason, Uncredited

These are as helpful in healing a relationship as magpie droppings, but maybe it'll raise awareness at the plights of loveless individuals. Either way, my point has been made and if you fail to realise it, I'm sorry.

Cheers, people.