Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Lax CIA Mint

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What if you meet a girl who's so pretty you fell for her the moment you saw her
And then you tried to charm your way into her heart
But she falls for your best friend, and they get together
You wait in the wings, hoping deep inside that one day she'll see your inner beauty and fall for you instead
On the exterior, you support the both of them
Lending a listening ear or a shoulder to lean on
Then one day they break up
And she turns to you for support
And you kiss her
Things get out of hand
And soon after, you find out she's a guy
"My name's not Y-g---t," she says. "It's really Robert."
"I have to shave an awful lot," she further admits.
And then she sings "The Way You Look Tonight" in a deep baritone voice
Is it impossible? No, I say.
So what if?