Idiot Of The Week

Early last month, I started a section on my office entitled 'Idiot Of The Week'. It is a celebration of complete idiocy on the part of my colleagues (or on my part in last week's case). Okay really, I started it out of complete boredom, but Idiot Of The Week has since grown into a riot of fun, poking, and fun-poking. In tribute to whichever poor bastard had the poor luck of becoming Idiot Of The Week, we write raps in their honour.

The first ever Idiot Of The Week was my good friend and buddy, Ng Wee Hung. A guy whose name is a Liam short of William Hung, he personifies crap and an open-legged disposition. Insider joke there, forgive me. Why? I really have no idea, except perhaps my inclination to make fun of him.

Anyways, I present to you The Wee Hung Rap, written by me, and in tribute to the first ever Idiot Of The Week...

The Wee Hung Rap

Ng Wee Hung, Ng Wee Hung
You live in Chua Chu Kang
You are not well hung
You remind me of camel dung

This is a rap about your 2-incher
It's smaller than the economy of Indonesia
So don't talk to me bout the size of your dick
You put it in a keyhole and you get a kick

[chorus]
So what's your name?
(Wee Hung style)I don't know
What's your name?
I don't know
What's your name?
I don't know
It's Wee Hung, bitch
And you wank to Lilo and Stitch

If I were an officer, I'd give you extra
For reasons like "your ugly face" and "because you wear a bra"
You have the IQ of camel dung
And your name is Ng Wee Hung