Now back to the story. The end Suffian has in mind is this: the Lizard stops its destructive inclinations. How? Now that evaded Suffian's mind. Racking his brains for a means to achieve the end, Suffian came up with usual way of dealing with conflicts of interests: diplomacy.
"Hey big boy!" he called to the Lizard through the Intra-dimensional airwaves.
The Lizard was very angry at such arrogance from someone who caused him tremendous pain with a single magick beam. And due to his complex mental infrastructure, everytime the Lizard gets angry, he starts to rap:
"Hey you dick whom they call Suff/
Get out of here or I shall MAKE you move/
They don't call me Susan the Bitch in Dimension Beta 5 for nothing/
Just let me be, let me do my thing/
I'm gonna eat everyone here, plus the rest of the world/
I wouldn't even exclude a single Spice Girl/
So while your beam was nice and white and stuff/
It won't stop me from being a difficult bitch like Damien Duff."
Using mental telepathic projection - an ability reserved only to those who can control the magick within them, Suffian gave him his own ghetto retort:
"Uh, Everybody across the dimensions put your hands in the air/
Put your hands in the air/
Uh, here it goes.../
Thank god I have my own mic, 'cos the other's got Lizard breath/
This rap battle's gonna be a fight to tha death/
You wanna come here and talk about eating people, bitch/
Well I've got news for you, you pubic-hair-of-a-witch/
Thai people would eat you in hot dog buns with chilli/
Little kids are gonna sew you up into Prada handbags in Bali/
Americans are gonna cut your head up, stuff it, and hang it on walls/
Did I mention that the Thai people may also eat your balls?/
You wanna give me schtick, well suck a goat's dick/
Chinamen are gonna use your pubic hair to make candle wicks/
Russians are gonna make jackets of your hide/
Don't even think about landing in zoo, finding a mate, do a Bonnie and Clyde/
Cos even if I show your ugly ass some mercy/
Don't expect mercy from those to come after me.
Peace out.
Bukit Panjang forever y'all."
The Lizard gave an angry snarl. Suffian did two things: got Mr. Tight to talk to him again, and he looked at a guy with bad teeth..
Magick happened....
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