The 10 Most Wrong Things That Exist In This World

Okay these aren't really the 10 most wrong things in the world, but they're the top 10 subjects I'd like to critically analyze for now.

10. The nursery rhyme: Ding dong bell/Pussy in the well
9. Techno music
8. Mary Carey the porn star
7. Mary Carey the politician
6. Wendy Cheng vs. Sarong Party Girl (Sarong Party Girl all the way man! Open liberal views over blogger-who-criticizes-her-own-kind anytime! Everybody should be happy with the world around them and not prove themselves so much)
5. The word 'girdle'
4. David Beckham in a girdle.
3. Women who say a man is not a man, when they've never been men to start with. Unless they're referring to say, Boy George.
2. Men who call a woman who's not Tracy Chapman 'manly', or other words to that effect. Because if you really look at it, women who are non-feminine are not that manly, either.

And the most wrong thing that exists in this world is...

1. Examinations. Not only is it the only most-wrong thing that has most-wrong things in it (especially when it comes to my papers), but it follows you EVERYWHERE. From school to national service, examinations have been a right bitch blocking that road to slackhood and a proper nirvana.