The First One - The Words

Quote of the day: Reaarange Earth and you get HEART. And that, my friend, is what this earth is made of. -Suff

I was going through my nonsese book just now when I stumbled upon the lyrics to The First One, the first album my homie Aizat and me cut. Nostalgia hit me like police batons on a Mat as I recalled that sweet feeling of cutting your first album. That masterpiece of creativity, even if most of the songs don't last beyond half a minute. So here are the lyrics, uncensored, uncut and unabridged:

I Wanna Pee On You

I wanna pee on you, I wanna pee on you, I wanna pee on you
P Q R S T U
I wanna pee on you...

Hahahaha Joke (Contains Malay Language)

Hahaha joke, hahaha joke
Lepas tu aku terantuk
Hahaha joke
Lepas tu aku merajuk
Hahaha joke
Lepas tu aku minum coke
Hahaha joke
Lepas tu aku pakai songkok
Hahahahaha hahaha joke

Panties (feat. Caleb)

Panties, panties, panties, panties
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties
Panties, panties, panties, panties
Panties, panties, panties, panties
Panties!!

ISOTOPE

I-S-O-T-O-P, Isotop
Add and E, become Isotope

03S77 Rap (feat. S77 guys)

0 to the 3 to the S-double-7
We're all gonna make it to heaven
We work, we play but mostly it's play
The angels of SA brightening the day

We give teachers nothing, but a lot of trouble
If we had it our way the school will be rubble
So welcome to our class and make yourself comfy
Be part of us and be our homie

Scratch My Nipple And Call Me Amy

Well scratch my nipple and call me Amy!
You said it ah...
Ok, ok no.. AAAARRRGGGHHHHH
(sound of footsteps running around)
AAAARRRGGGHHHHH

Amasham

(perverted)Amasham! (self-satisfied) Amasham! (Hopeful) Amasham! (ecstatic) Amasham! (dynamic) Amasham!

I'm Hurt (Caleb style)

Hey Caleb, fuck you.
I'm hurt. I'm hurt okay.

Hello!

(impressed) Hello! (greeting) Hello! (perverted) Hello! (pissed off) Hello!